PERSONAL STATS.
NAME: He won't share it.
AGE & BIRTHDATE: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
HEIGHT: Taller than a Stepladder (6'3")
WEIGHT: 666 Barrels of Monkeys (230 lbs.)
HOMETOWN: The World Famous Clown Motel
CHARACTER COLOR CODE: #0ab617
PICTURE BASE: Cokie the Clown
PROFESSIONAL STATS.
PERFORMER NAME: Glum
ALIAS/MONIKER: "Plundering Punchinello", "Alcoholic Anarchist", “Clown King of Drunk”
BILLED FROM]: The World Famous Clown Motel
PROFESSIONAL DEBUT: 2022
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Loaded Rubber Chicken
MOST PREFERRED MATCH TYPES: Clown Funhouse Match
LEAST PREFERRED MATCH TYPES: Bra and Panties Match
WHY THEY COMPETE: BLOODLUST | RICHES
DIVISION: Guest
ENTRANCE THEME: "Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows Begins
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits as the intro plays out. When the beat picks up Glum stumbles out from the back carrying a unicycle and a flask. He tips the flask back for a chug and adjusts his pork pie hat before laying down the unicycle. He fixes himself a few times before finally hoping onto the unicycle and riding down to the ring.
Once at ringside he falls off the unicycle, but rolls to his feet and pulls his hat off to extend his arms for a quick cheer. He then rolls under the bottom rope and stumbles to his feet before getting up into the corner and raising a fist. He blows a snot rocket before hopping down and shaking the refs hand, shocking them with a joy buzzer and laughing before ditching his jacket in the corner.
ALIGNMENT
(SELECT ONE -- for information, refer to CHARACTER ALIGNMENT)
NEUTRAL EVIL
GIMMICK
Depressed, alcoholic, coked up failed birthday party clown.
RING PSYCHOLOGY (IN-RING ATTITUDE)
Drunken Clown Style (He calls it this. It’s sort of a combination of strong strikes mixed with comedic showmanship and of course some deathmatch bullshit. He stumbles around looking very much drunk, but still manages to put moves together and win a match.)
WRESTLING STYLE
(SELECT A MAX OF TWO)
DIRTY: Your character has no qualms in cheating to win.
PSYCHOPATH: Your character is reckless in the ring, often hurting themselves just as much as their opponents.
ATTITUDE TOWARDS CHEATING
SNEAKY | BLATANT
STRENGTHS
1. He’s got a bunch of tricks and gags up his sleeves.
2. He’s pretty tough due to being inebriated most of the time.
3. Self mutilation has brought his pain tolerance up as well.
4. Even though he stumbles and looks clumsy he actually has incredible balance.
WEAKNESSES
1. Gets pissed off a lot which makes him lose focus and fuck up.
2. Slower than he used to be due to the drugs and booze.
3. Bad lungs from excessive chain smoking which can lead to him getting winded.
4. He also doesn’t drink water which is just a weakness in everyday life.
ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT DO
Be happy. Be sober. He's a drunk. Also his face paint never rubs off somehow.
ACHIEVEMENTS
He’s been a failure so far. The only real accomplishment is the fact that he hasn’t lost his clown car from non payments.
MOVESET.
FINISHING TECHNIQUES
[MOVES THAT CHARACTERS GENERALLY WILL NOT KICK OUT FROM UNLESS DESPERATE -- MAX TWO]
1. SIZE 22'S - CURB STOMP
2. MARIONETTE DANCE - FULL NELSON INTO STO WITH THEATRICS
SIGNATURE TECHNIQUES
[MOVES POPULARLY USED BY THE CHARACTER -- MAX FOUR]
1. CLOWNCAVE - RUBBING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP
2. ROCKABYE BABY - CRADLE DDT
3. BOOGER SUGAR - POWDER SPRAY FROM FLOWER FOLLOWED BY A PALM STRIKE TO NOSE
4. POP THE MAGIC DRAGON - RUNNING BALLOON POP TO THE HEAD
BASIC MOVESET
Drop Toe Hold (Usually done as a reversal to a running opponent.)
Vomit (Projectile vomit if he gets too drunk. He doesn’t do it on purpose and a lot of the time it’s only him dry heaving.)
Back Body Drop (Done as a reversal on a running opponent.)
Whoopee Cushion (Jumping Seated Senton)
Super Whoopee Cushion (Jumping Seated Senton from the top rope. Can also be done from the apron.)
Front Dropkick (He uses his giant clown shoes to his advantage.)
Eat My Feet (Arm Wringer Foot Jawbreaker aka Eat Defeat.)
What’s that? (Glum points at the ceiling and when they look up he stomps their foot. Can lead into anything after.)
Lariat/Discus Lariat (He prefers to put the spin on it, but he doesn’t do it every time.)
Clown Shuffle (3 jabs followed by a little dance and then an enziguri.)
2 For Flinching (He goes to punch them and they flinch and when they look back he pokes them in the eyes and laughs.)
Tell Tale Heart punch (Old school heart punch but with a goofy name.)
Atomic Wedgie (He locks their legs into their own pants before laughing. When they realize what’s going on he dropkicks them in the jaw.)
Bull Riding (He hops on their back and rides them like a wild bull before rolling them into a pin.)
Drum Solo (Arm Trapped Chest Stomps.)
Flower Power (Glum sprays them with water from the flower on his lapel.)
Oral Molotov (Glum takes a sip from his flask and flicks a lighter to spray a cloud of fire.)
Drunky Flip (Monkey Flip with Theatrics)
Rubber Chicken Shot (Usually loaded)
Juggling Act (Juggling pins before hitting an opponent with them.)
Put ‘Er There, Pal (Handshake, but with a joy buzzer with the power of a taser.)
Handkerchief Choke (Glum pulls out a never ending handkerchief and chokes out the opponent.)
CHARACTER BACKGROUND.
SUPPORTING CAST
NAME [PICBASE]
RELATIONSHIP
APPEARS ON VICTORY | DOES NOT APPEAR ON VICTORY
NAME [PICBASE]
RELATIONSHIP
APPEARS ON VICTORY | DOES NOT APPEAR ON VICTORY
BIOGRAPHY
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
Not much is known about the clown they call Glum. He keeps everything close to his chest and hasn't really revealed too much. All that is known is that he was conceived and born at the World Famous Clown Motel and became a birthday party clown. According to online reports, he was constantly intoxicated and late to the parties. And when he did show up he would put together awful tricks and end up making a fool of himself at the parties, eating all the food, puking in the goody bags, and even banging the Mothers of the children. He was fired from many a company before going into business himself. Most of the time he is hired due to being so cheap and almost always being available.
HANDLER INFORMATION.
NAME: Paco
HOW CAN WE CONTACT YOU?: Twitter machine
HOW DID YOU FIND US?: Twitter machine
